1: Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!

2: How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

3: Why couldn't the bicycle find its way? It lost its bearings!

4: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"

5: Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!

6: How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

7: What's brown and sticky? A stick!

8: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

9: What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!