1: Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field!
2: How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
3: Why couldn't the bicycle find its way? It lost its bearings!
4: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? "Supplies!"
5: Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems!
6: How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
7: What's brown and sticky? A stick!
8: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9: What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
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